I got this in an email and thought it was HILARIOUS!! So of course I had to share...
Alright ladies, it's that time of year once again!!! I think we need to be reminded of a few things. So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me below...
The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.
I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back! into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
I will promise to go to my local nail salon at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $20 or $25 and worth EVERY penny).
I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Feet
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Saturday, April 25, 2009
April
We had a busy month. Here's some cute pics of what went on...
I had a birthday! My last birthday in fact :) I'll be 29 forever, right??
I got a camera from mom and dad and Mark did things around the house for me.
This is the first pic I took with the new camera
This is where Mark took me for dinner
This was some of our yummy food
This was my desert...
This is what was inside!! mmmm....
This is my post Cheesecake Factory happy face :)
Mark bought and installed this pot rack for me.
Mark tiled our garage entry...
Mark also tiled our main entry!! I love it :)
Justin got me this awesome bracelet
I had a birthday party with some friends (thanks girls!!)
We bought yummy Popsicles at Costco! Yummo!!
Ashton loved his pop too :)
Ashton got to come to work with mom and throw candy at her with Maria! Fun!!
The boys got quality time with Dad
Justin started LACROSSE!!
He's the goalie. He is awesome at being the goalie!
We watched.
He froze :P
The team did great!! :)
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
Not Leukemia... What?!?!
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Sick... again...
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Monday, April 13, 2009
Spring Break and Easter Weekend
We also got to ski with my little brother Sam. Sam is an AMAZING skier. He is sponsored and wins all types of awards for the tricks and jumps he can do on his skis. It was really just awe inspiring. It was really exciting for Justin to be able to see his uncle doing what he does best and I'm sure he had so much pride seeing people stop to watch Sam and go "ooohhh ahhhh wowwww"..
Justin and Ashton had their egg hunt. Justin was almost beating the door down as soon as he saw all of the candy outside. Ashton was so cute!! As soon as he saw Justin picking up all of the candy he got right into it and started throwing candy in his own bag. Posted by Marianne 1 comments


